Tuesday, June 26, 2012

50 Shades of, well, you know...

So, it's the novel that has reinvigorated the Sexual Revolution. Billed as "Mommy Porn", it's one of the best-selling novels of the year. This "coming" of age story (sorry-couldn't resist the pun) of a naive college student, an experienced older man and a pair of ben-wa balls is a must-have for every woman.
Or so they say. 
I tried. I really tried to read it, but ohmygoodgiddygawd, it was awful. I totally get it. It began as a Twilight fanfic and I had no problem substituting Bella and Edward for Anastasia and Christian. Truthfully I was really hoping that Christian was going to be a vampire. That would have been hawt. 

My long-held opinion is that while your kink may not be my kink, our kinks are still okay(as long as they are legal and no one is getting hurt, etc). Truthfully, handcuffs make me uncomfortable, but a silky restraint is a total turn on. I like things that are sensual. A Red Room of Pain would probably not be my idea of a good time, but, then again, you'll never know until you try something....
So make this your Summer of Kink. Try something new. You don't have to start with whips and chains if you're not ready...start with the yummiest candle you can find and enjoy a soy massage. Spice things up, one step at a time!

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